Trouble maker since birth,Spike the Dog was

Trouble maker since birth,Spike the Dog was bffs with Snowball the Cat,experienced in the fine art of manipulating his humans into doing anything he wanted.One night,Spike got home

and tricked his owner into buying a ton of Alpo by mind-melding with him the only problem with this is

began to behave like a dog shortly after the purchase and was happy to consume alpo where as he craved more variety but the kitchen supplies were running low. Fortunately he could

dance and sing, so he could make his own $ and buy his own food. Instead, he'd go to dog shows and waste it all on expensive bitches.

You'd think he would have learned his lesson after that one bitch gave him fleas but he'd sniff just about any butt that came his way. All I'm saying is

The only exception was the time Sue dated a guy who hadn't uploaded a picture, but actually looked like a silhouette. "I've always liked men with a dark side," she said politely,

though she couldn't help thinking he seemed a bit shady. "In fact, both sides of me are a dark side!" her silhouette-date joked. "Well you are tall and dark," Sue admitted. "And

slim!" She tipped her shadow date's fedora back so she could see his eyes better. Grey. His eyes were grey & unfathomable. His breath was a curious mix of Swiss Miss cocoa & fish.

Ever since she read 50 Shades of Grey thinking it was a guide to choosing paint colours all she could think about was grey. It didn't explain fish or cocoa so she painted beige.