No. Fuck you very much. I will not pull

No. Fuck you very much. I will not pull

out that piece. I'm a Jenga perfectionist. I'll be damned if I

can't use my expertise to create beautiful high rises. It was just a matter of prefabricating an apartment unit and then stacking them Jenga style by crane. The Architecture Digest

kept going around saying they'd be better as Lincoln Logs (remember them?) and pull the whole high rise down from one of the bottom pre-fabs. Jenga-tecture never really took off.

It was interesting at first, of course. But once you went through all of the effort to build a skyscraper, who do you think is going to pull that one questionable block? The toddle

r bumped into the cornerstone of Jenga Tower & set the iconic Parker Brother's headquarters on 45th & Broadway rumbling. Fortunately there were no occupants except for the CEO who

was wearing a soft furry bear outfit. The CEO was found unhurt under a Monopoly Shoe. With only his ego bruised he was determined to build his toy empire up again without a mouse

trap to come crashing down on the whole again. But the CEO had worked too hard to build up from scratch again. In a meritocracy, it would be only fair. An ouijia board shortcut led

Just like that, Mr. Mint was gone! The real Candy Crush Saga had only begun. But Queen Frostine was no sucker. She & Gramma Nutt escaped to Egypt, vowing revenge for Candyland.