"The time has come," the Walrus said "to

"The time has come," the Walrus said "to talk of many things. Of when you're going to pay the rent and why your checks keep bouncing."

Bob figured the beers were kicking in--the walrus at his door sounded like his landlord. "Let's wait a bit" Bob said "before we have our chat, cuz some of us are stinking drunk and

dropped their phone in the toilet" Bob finally recognized the voice " Is that you Brad? What are you doing here? I thought you were in jail for Jaywalking" he said with a chuckle.

ya i know right because of that i got it

i got it i got it ya i know right because of that i got it i got it i got it move it now

Baby Sally hopped around. Mom danced in the embarrassing way mom's dance. When Rita finished everyone clapped politely. Mom gave Rita a big hug. "You're gonna be a star, honey!"

This is how it began. It was her mother's fault. Fast forward 30 years. "I...I...thought I could bu-bu-be a s-star-r!" blubbered Rita. "I th-thought I was...su--special!" Dr. Wong

listened patiently, adjusted his glasses & said "So you say, yo Mam, she make you eaat someting you not laike it? I recommen traditional chinese medsin. He sent Rita to Madam Wong

Madam Wong's needles and herbal remedies cured Rita's raging bowels, and as the last squirt of diarrhea trickled down her leg she vowed never to eat Mexican food ever again.