She looked up at him with the deepest look

She looked up at him with the deepest look of disdain that she could muster. "Tell me, Hugh, why on Earth

would you mix dark colors with pork?" Didnt you get that memo?" It was time for a change in the line-up,my uncle came over and smacked the

Amish kid with polio wrist

yelled in his best John Wayne voice "Why I outta lick your posse!" He didn't seem to hear what he said but me and my friends burst out laughing and his Amish mother

was crouching out of site just behind the fence, sucking Jeremiah off. Jeremiah said to her husband Hiram, "How's the missus, neighbor?" like John Wayne or something. Our fieldtrip

was cancelled when nobody brought in the permission slips. So, they just listened to the cassettes left over from film strips and tried making decoupage John Waynes, but mostly ate

cookies shaped like James Dean if James Dean had lived without legs or hair. The children kept crying and flailing their chubby arms in fear of the deformed Dean, but

he didn't care. James Dean sort of enjoyed watching the crying children waving their chubby arms around, to tell the truth. Sorta reminded him of his former fan club. Cookies were

mum is calling because his dinner is ready. James better rush off back home before he gets into trouble.