In Search of Lost Time I counted: 180 characters

In Search of Lost Time I counted: 180 characters at 5 letters a word plus spaces is 30 words per fold, so 9,792 folds amounts to 293,760 words which at 250 word per page is 1175pp!

But then I got to thinking...why is this lost time? On the contrary, through the 1175 pages I've written here on FS, I've created new realities for others. I've made people laugh &

cry, giggle and gawk, and so much more. These writings, no matter how silly (or poorly-written in hindsight), have changed people. So when I began to write my magnum opus, I had FS

folders ghost write 99% of it. Each day, I'd delete the poo jokes, fart jokes, wee jokes & references to bizarre sexual practices from their copy. The meagre remains formed an opus

taedet. This literary room-temperature porridge sits on a lifeless plastic shelf shat out by IKEA sweatshop workers until a crust forms. The Opus Taedet is then printed out and

leads to divorce, cuz it's put in the IKEA box as assembly instructions, with a plastic bag containing all the Allen wrenches you need minus 1 screw not sold at any hardware store

. She's certain he screwed it up and lost the screw. He's defending his manhood with everything he has. The IKEA employees take bets on which one will come back yelling. Dale is

not going to let IKEA push him around. He placed a Q-tip in the screw hole of his BÖRSK loft bed. "There! Honey, It's done!" Later that night,

the bed collapsed, the bottom left leg sank through the floor. His wife sat up more angry than alarmed. "You stood up to IKEA alright. A Q-tip. You idiot," she spat and pushed him