I just finished up a new section of code

I just finished up a new section of code that I hoped would save my job at Innetech. When I loaded onto the main server, everything crashed, and my screen cracked. Inside the crack

. I had broken through. There was this strange man there, on the other side. He had black leather pants and long hair. He said, "We chased our pleasures here

until we ran out of heroin. Did you bring any, mang?" Dumbass. You NEVER reveal your desperation, lest I triple the price. "Yes... at triple the price." I said, which

was pretty sharp of me. Hah! He paid up and I handed over a coin bag of cane sugar. "Use it wisely man." I am a genius. "This heroin is the shit!" said Ronny, "you are the shit! I

gave you an entire bag of good Brazilian cane man. Refine it to pure crystalline glucose & you know what it's worth on the US market?" "Say, your right." said Ronny, but smuggling

the unrefiend stuff was getting harder and harder. We decided it was easier to transport it crystalized in cubes. Ronny and I knew the tea drinkers were hooked on one lump or two.

But then Ronny got greedy. He contacted an associate in Shanghai, asking what he could cut sugar with. "Melamine," the rogue replied. Without my knowledge, Ronny began introducing

DIY staples into staple food products. He cut flour with plaster powder, coffee with mahogany sawdust and tea with stuff swept off the floor. "Ronny!" I admonished, "for the love o

f GOD! Stop playing with your food!" He didn't, of course. Little did I realize then that 'ol Ronny would end world hunger, while I 'd end up living in a van down by the river.