After I ate the magic mushroom I rapidly
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After I ate the magic mushroom I rapidly grew to twice my original size. A large turtle headed aggressively my way so I hopped on it, and sent the shell skidding away. I continued
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to ride the turtle and realized it was a giant turd. The giant doorknob had taken a growler and I was floating on it. Disgusted I jumped off. I saw a floating cat anus and thought
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someone has an anal fetish. Suddenly I heard a sucking sound and the calm waters turned into a churning maelstrom. I was pulled into the center of the whirling mass and downward
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into the world's largest milkshake. I struggled through the creamy strawberry mass, but once I reached the surface I hear a buzzing sound – bees! I pull out my jet-ski and
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unfold it. These new foldable jet-skis: incredibly handy, but in the most hideous colors imaginable. I groaned at the terrible mix of puce and chartreuse as I set it in the water.
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In a second, I was on my way. It was then that I realized my terrible mistake: I had forgotten to lock the foldable jet-skis. The center gave way and I began to
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feel a rather sharp splitting pain in my groin area. Fortunately, I quickly remembered that I am in fact an octopus, hence it
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was uncertain where my groin area began or ended. Comforted by this fact, I quickly removed myself from the situation and began bottling my ink to leave on shores and confuse kids
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into thinking they would make fine entrepreneurs by selling fresh delicious ink on the beach. I grabbed ALL of my legs, and made my way to the beach when I ran into
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another octopus. He said.. actually you know what? I apologize for this terrible narrative, and do bid you goodbye.
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- 2011-02-24 23:50:39
- Finished
- 2011-04-21 12:05:31
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49erFaithful Apr 21 2011 @ 12:57
Was going for Super Mario Bros. but in true Folding Story fashion, it turned into a story about a jet-ski riding octopus that may or may not have an anal fetish.
noah Apr 21 2011 @ 14:53
Two thumbs up to the Jet Ski-riding octopus in a strawberry milkshake whirlpool. We seriously need to find some artists to start illustrating these stories.
Cade Apr 21 2011 @ 18:41
Truly, this site has some special narratives generated.