In the end, only I will remain.

In the end, only I will remain.

But until then, I'm stuck with all you jerks. Go away.

I rushed into the elevator and jammed my thumb on the >< button. But it was too late, the jerks had already boarded.

A midget with a patch and an 8 foot tall woman with three arms. The third arm, which protruded from her lower abdomen, reached out and pushed floor number 27.

Music filtered in, "I've got you babe" .by Sonny and Cher. The little person punched me in the crotch and told me to bow to the Hindu Goddess Durga. The lift began to move

to our floor and opened. Four gangsters emerged from it and started shooting their tommyguns in various direction.I quickly stumbled under a table but not before kicking the midget

I kicked that midget so hard, he stumbled into the gangsters and knocked them down. Then a cyclops ripped off the roof from the building. I drew my gun and

held it to my own head. Why did I do such things?! I no longer wanted to be part of this cruel, cruel world. Chaos reigned around me, but I stood motionless, & preparing for death.

I longed to leave this land of chaos. I had decided the best way to end it was by jumping. Unfortunately, as I said my farewells in free fall, the concrete had become bouncy.