Rolling Stone Temple Pilots was who was next

Rolling Stone Temple Pilots was who was next on the stage. Herman couldn't believe it, he needed to get high and fast so

he climbed to the top of the stage. Herman was just too literal for the music business. So he left to become a writer under the pseudonym Pee Wee Herman Hesse.

Of course, we all know what happened to him. Oooh, here's Uncle Bernie. He was a children's enterainer as well. Except he killed people. Much less controversy there, though.

Uncle Bernie's ability to create balloon animals as well as disguised assassin weapons made him the Mafia's top hit man. He could take out a target with a flamingo at 20 paces.

Well, that and her other trick which involved ping pong balls, K-Y and a bottle of tequila. But I digress. The "Balloon Wiener Dog Revolver" trick had first been taught to her in

Professor Bazooka's High Density Urban Planning lectures at Bristol University. After class she would rush off to tractor rides at the county fair. A pig raffle was being held one

evening just as she arrived. It was nothing she'd particularly been interested in, until she noticed the spider web... and was that a rat's nest? "Wilbur?" she whispered. "Is th

at you?" No answer, but Templeton stuck his nose out of his nest. "Problem," he whispered back, "Charlotte bit Wilbur by mistake & now he's comatose." Oh,TERRIFIC. She reassured

Charlotte & got out her 'Anti-venom for Kidz'. She made a poultice of flour, 7-up and nutella & put it on the bite. The poison was sucked out & Wilbur's bacon was saved once again.