Why on Earth would anyone buy a gold leaf

Why on Earth would anyone buy a gold leaf macaroon tree for 600 Euros? I mean if your going to flaunt disposable income I'd buy something like a

put in my roommate's coffee so he thinks he has an STD when he starts peeing sparkles. Haha, Adam is such a whore, he'll only be amazed its STD symptom he's never seen before.

Plan back fired. I had to drive him to an STD doctor. When the nurse asked him to drop his pants, he replied "That's what got me here in the 1st place." with a smile and a wink.

The nurse admired his quick wit and promptly asked if he'd like to go for a drink afterwards. He made it known he was also interested in her by pinching her bottom. She smiled and

then looked down,embarrassed because she had no assets.An unfortunate accident in the pretty nurse's youth resulted in her lack of gluteus maximus. He didn't know this, of course,

and thought to himself... what on earth could've happened? Cautiously he asked her... I'm sorry, but what is wrong with your back side? She looked at him in a fit of terror, and

said, "What did you do Adam?" Adam felt no shame. Eve rubbed her backside. There was aquirky feeling something wasn't right. But they had no knowledge of good or evil, so

Adam tried to explain, but God hadn't given him words like "butt." Instead they enthusiastically demonstrated what they had done. God sighed, "alright, alright. I think it's time

for the serpent's big entrance." Satan, sitting on the dome of the sky observing the action below, leapt and glided down.