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How to make America great...again. 1--bring

  • How to make America great...again. 1--bring back nickel beer at football games. 2--only hire women who have naturally humongous breasts to work at Hooters. 3--Make the wolf whistle

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  • whenever someone younger than your grandma passes by. 4--Build a wall around your wife so that no-one but you can rape her. 5--Force Your Religion on everyone else. 6--Kill vegetar

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  • ians with a summer sausage. 7. Accuse others of having your character flaws. 8. Start political arguments but just yell insults. 9. Give your neighbor stolen stuff. Call the cops.

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  • 10. Attach saugages on strings to a keyboard and play the keyboard poorly. 11. Blame Kim Jong Un for lack of musical skill. 12. Kill that gardener your wife likes. 13. Fall into

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  • a deep depression and convince yourself that your life is no longer worth living. You've done it. You've successfully become the worlds biggest douche bag. Then you think, maybe

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  • I can go lower. Baser. So you drag your knuckles as you lumber towards the subway with your whole kit in tow. The wagon fails to keep it together going down the stairs. The fumes

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  • follow you, like the stench of 1000 bloated bodies washed ashore in the aftermath of a nuclear hurricane. Your arm gets stuck in the subway turnstile, but you lurch on, determined

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  • to break free from your pursuers, but your bionic prosthetic arm tears off and is left behind. You push an Asian lady with an umbrella and hop on the yellow line just as the doors

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  • to break free from your pursuers, but your bionic prosthetic arm tears off and is left behind. You push an Asian lady with an umbrella and hop on the yellow line just as the doors

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  • slam shut around your gluteus maximus, thereby achieving your life-long dream of mooning over two hundred people in a single day, permitting you to die happily at age 26.

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3 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Jan 19 2021 @ 20:24

    Who doesn't love a happy ending?

  2. Woab Jan 22 2021 @ 12:05

    Hysterical, Zeta. A moon for the misbegotten.

  3. Zetawilk Jan 23 2021 @ 14:16

    Thank you very much. And those subway turnstiles can be deadly greedy.

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