i woke up and thats when i found her...

i woke up and thats when i found her...

toothpaste. That was it. Couldn't think of the word. I found her toothpaste between the couch cushions & the cap had come undone. And it's that awful new toothpaste, the sort with

glitter & baking soda. I was lazy & didn't clean up the mess. Forgot all about it until I was walking out of my meeting with Clyde, who'd noticed toothpaste on the back of my skirt

but Clyde didn't tell me. He was mean. I walked around all day at the wedding party with this streak of toothpaste and bastard Clyde just smiled and kept asking me if I wanted anot

her Shirley Temple and a handful of tater tots. I hated Clyde. I wanted to take his face and smash it into

Looked like the sky, minus the chemtrails. He grew wings and bird-like feet. His shoes fell down to Earth and David Bowie found them. He said, how exquisite they looked. Ziggy

played guitar as he watched the fledgling bird-man circle in the sky above him. Hilda came out and joined him on harmonica. The bird-man heard their music and began to sing.

Virgil being engaged already by Dante, for a guide to All of Creation I was given Sancho Panza. I had to supply him his own donkey and promise hen's eggs daily. That was an easy on

line task I could finish in a few hours, or so I thought. Finding and ordering eggs was easy as pie, but procuring a decent donkey took decidedly more effort. Lesson learned!