i woke up and thats when i found her...

i woke up and thats when i found her...

toothpaste. That was it. Couldn't think of the word. I found her toothpaste between the couch cushions & the cap had come undone. And it's that awful new toothpaste, the sort with

glitter & baking soda. I was lazy & didn't clean up the mess. Forgot all about it until I was walking out of my meeting with Clyde, who'd noticed toothpaste on the back of my skirt

but Clyde didn't tell me. He was mean. I walked around all day at the wedding party with this streak of toothpaste and bastard Clyde just smiled and kept asking me if I wanted anot

the side of the screen. I was just going around eating pellets, but Clyde always decided to chase after me! How dare he! Sometimes though he became blue and

Looked like the sky, minus the chemtrails. He grew wings and bird-like feet. His shoes fell down to Earth and David Bowie found them. He said, how exquisite they looked. Ziggy

played guitar as he watched the fledgling bird-man circle in the sky above him. Hilda came out and joined him on harmonica. The bird-man heard their music and began to sing.

Virgil being engaged already by Dante, for a guide to All of Creation I was given Sancho Panza. I had to supply him his own donkey and promise hen's eggs daily. That was an easy on

line task I could finish in a few hours, or so I thought. Finding and ordering eggs was easy as pie, but procuring a decent donkey took decidedly more effort. Lesson learned!