Something was different, I found myself in

Something was different, I found myself in a diffrent timeline. A way cooler one too. John Lennon had survived the shooting, Christopher Walken was the President, and my girlfriend

was Marilyn Monroe's granddaughter.The travel agent told us we'd have a great "time" when we visited Stonehenge, but I never expected this.Changing history was fun! All I had to do

prevent the rise of fascism in Germany. Thankfully, I had taken modern technology back in time with me to help me on my quest. I open the anti-fascism app on my iPhone and suddenly

I have no signal. What the? Crap. I went back in time with my smart phone to stop Italian Fascism and now I can't connect. Musolini was bearing down on me.

"Whaddya, whaddya, you wanta da plans?" Mussolini slapped rolls of architectural drawings down. "You knocka down Roman ruins and builda me Fascisti monumenti!" How could I stop him

he was Mussolini one of the most feared dictators in history and even though I was dealing with his ghost I was still terrified! They didn't teach me how to deal with this in

shop class. We did a chapter on wooden stakes and vampires, but nothing about ghosts, fascists, or dictators. I built a hut to protect myself from Ghost Mussolini and his army of

hobbits, ewoks and alien goblins. I tried to reinforce the hut with mycelium from mushrooms and other fungi but it wasnt all that safe although it did trap a few of the hobbits. Th

about having to share a single cookie among all of them. They started to argue about it when a freakish finger monkey ran in, stole the cooke, and took off eating it. nom nom