The first rule of the ancient and sacred

The first rule of the ancient and sacred Chinese martial art Hei Yu Fu is:

to fight for your right to party. The second rule is to campaign for suicide Tuesday for all those who disobey the rules. The third rule is to stretch before you

run before you walk, you might pull something. The fourth rule is that anyone who rolls 3 straight doubles is a witch and should be heated as such. The fifth rule is that lima bean

crayons and black construction paper are used to keep score. No lima bean crayon, no game, no exceptions. The sixth rule is that anytime two players land on the same square

's wife, they have to duel with pocket protectors sheathing their mechanical pencils. The winner may sit on the square's wife's lap while watching the directors cut of "Bisecting

Man: The Untold Story" (still unrated).They squared off, circling and eyeing each other's posture and mechanical pencils until one lunged forward with an encompassing thrust. Geome

is a stupid name. Geome. It's like the name of a smug Italian.

Geome also had a big mouth, a big deficit in his bank account, a big appetite for Little Debbie cakes, a large collection of Notorious B.I.G. recordings, a medium-sized

collection of Big Macs that had been sitting on his shelves for the better part of a decade without any visible signs of decay (He was saving it for the inevitable apocalypse).