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He couched...right into the blowgun. Oh No!.

  • He couched...right into the blowgun. Oh No!. The dart came out and hit Principle Lunderson in the neck. He whipped around and saw Blake standing there. "I coughed, it was an

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  • accident. So Blake ran into the hall and out the front door. Across the parking lot and into the Stuckey's across the street.

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  • Might as well rest here, thought Blake, as the internal hemoraging took over and Blake passed out on the floor of the Stuckey's. That's when the 2-dimensional cat came in with a

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  • origami frog. The cat took his pulse and the frog placed his cloaca on Blakes lips and "respirated" him. That was so disgusting that he woke up coughed out a lung. Smoking would

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  • have made it even more disgusting. For months, cigarette manufacturers had been advertising free cigarettes—it was horrible for business but got many more people addicted to their

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  • sticks of coagulated DEATH. Cancer posts. That's what my stepson called em. One puff and that's it. You're a goner. Buried. And second hand smoke? Why one wrong breath and

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  • your lover can't stand to tongue-kiss you. He or she will even say your fluids taste nasty, because of all the tobacco & carcinogens. I say they relax me. What's my stepson know?

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  • Ah, misery... I wallowed in it. I inflicted it. Perhaps my stepson knew that much at least. I picked up my cigarettes and my bottle and staggered back into my black hole, waiting

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  • for my stepson to hit me over the head with an oversized Looney Tunes mallet. But he didn't. I drank some vino, smoked a tab. I picked up an anvil and, staggering, dropped it out

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  • of the hole in my top breast pocket. It didn't matter as my family were able to stick together by using Acme super glue. Family is about love and I wanted to show my stepson love.

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