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Then kanalu died and his soul was sent to

  • Then kanalu died and his soul was sent to hell where it would rot until the end of time

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  • Kanalu was in such a rage that he burst back out of hell to take revenge on the penguins that had killed him.

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  • The penguins proceeded to keep his ass. Kanalu was so enraged he died again.

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  • no trains but fish trains

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  • Then kanalu came to life but then died from blunt force trama from a car that hit him at 100 miles an hour

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  • The cabooses were giant embalmed fishes. Windows were cut along the sides and maws opened up to cloacas and so on. Interiors were luxurious. It chugged along puffing soap bubbles.

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  • I leant out of the fish's annointed cloaca as it rolled along the rails. The wonder of caboose travel dazzled me. We pulled into a loafah station to refill with soap powder. My eye

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  • (dangling as it was) took in the majesty of the loofah train station, all pink and shiny. As our caboose was getting the soap refill, I decided to take a look around. My gawd!

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  • It was like a really bad episode of Dirty Jobs in here! Mike Rowe's got nothing on this place. I hurried back to the caboose and told her to forget the soap - we had to go. NOW.

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  • As I entered the caboose, I saw her kneeling down trying to find the soap. She turned her head to ask me, but it suddenly occurred to me that she WAS Mike Rowe. I kicked the bucket

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