SpaceX completed its first mission to Mars

SpaceX completed its first mission to Mars April 1, 2025. By 2052 the first base founded by geologists, physicists, & xenobiologists thawed a sample of water ice containing

a hairy toe. This was no ordinary hairy toe. It was the only Martian remains of Nathaniel Burtwhistle, Victorian space pioneer. His steam powered rocket launched in 1853 landed on

Miss Lydia Garfinkle's veranda. Lydia, attracted by Nathaniel's hairy martian toes, invited him to stay for some sweet tea and conversation. Within a few weeks, they were hitched.

The tea was delightful, the conversation riveting, and the lovemaking loud. Lydia and Nathaniel were head over heels and their interplanetary marriage was the talk of the town. The

next day, Nathaniel popped the big question and Lydia said "snerfschnock," meaning"yes". Her sisters Lyla and Erlarghfnard agreed to the bridesmaids at their intergalactic wedding.

could find the secret codex that unlocked Nathaniel's inner-consciousness. Of course, the Shallisties were in possession of the codex, and they weren't willing to give it to Lydia.

Anna Russian Tomato and her brother Black were on the team of researchers for the secret codex. Something about lycopine that helped open that closed door! Dr. Sardonicus had 13

nipples on his left man-boob that he hoped the tomato's equation would help to solve. He was so distressed about these that Dr. Sardonicus wouldn't even disrobe for his own doctor.

He pointed randomly at a man in the peanut gallery and said, "I will disrobe only in front of that man's doctor." "That is a mirror & that man is you," said his doctor, "drop'em."