A star explodes and who knows what the unintended

A star explodes and who knows what the unintended consequences are.

Stephen Hawking would. Next question?

Yes, since we are made of star stuff and we are little more than dust the vast cosmos, what do you think will be the new colors this Spring?

I was just getting ready to answer this question when someone behind me yelled, "Look out! Duck!" The asteroid barely missed us! Another fraction of an inch & we would've been

beaned by a heavy pebble with Martian origins. Strangely it looked familar, a small donut shaped white powdery chunk. Did'ya view the NASA report about that rock the rover discover

ed that martians like donuts? Yeah, apparently the martians had been watching us for a long time, and decided to replicate our delicious donuts. We would not stand for this!

So I decided to invent a device that blasts all the martian-replicated donuts with the press of a red button. It was hard to track them all down, but the time has come to test it!

the super-sensitive mechanism. Those cheap Martian donut replicas probably had melamine in them. I smashed the now useless hunk of junk and sat down to rethink my life. I only had

a few minutes - the time bomb in front of me counted down steadily. Loaded with tripwires and failsafes, there was no way out. Three, two, one, KABOO+++ATH0