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hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house

  • hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house chores or..

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  • shopping? Let me think. My brain hurt. This was just too tough. I decided to sleep on it. I curled up on the couch in the den and went to work.

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  • After the usual clutter at the threshold of sleep had passed I activated certain regions of my brain and adjusted my brainwaves to 4.18 Hz. Others on that frequency might help with

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  • my efforts in finding the missing girl. She had last been seen about a month ago, by the rail station off of 10th and Sternwood. The investigation had started to wind down, and pol

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  • ice all but abandoned the search for girl. As for me, it became an obsession. In late July, I seduced the girl's father, hoping to elicit a confession. Instead, I got

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  • herpes. I got him stinking drunk. The S.O.B. just bawled about his missing daughter. I locked him in the basement until he would confess. A few weeks later they caught the killer.

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  • Awkward--over to Yahoo Questions. "If you had imprisoned a man with a missing daughter who you thought had killed her, but you were wrong, what would you do?" Banana28 said: Yo!

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  • Is she single? know waht Id do.lol. WTPA. FTF. FWB, IKR?" Commentors didn't like Banana28's response to the post & criticized his spelling, his mama, his very existence on earth

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  • day. Banana28 was unfazed by criticism. This was mainly due to the fact that his mama had given him unconditional love.

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  • And now, strong, lean, confident, and infinitely apeeling, Banana28 was ready to lavish his knowledge of love onto his chosen bride: Carmen Miranda. They lived happily ever after.

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