The shrincken humbie squalled and caterpunked

The shrincken humbie squalled and caterpunked festily. Fagan glomped inwardly & offed his festerbound handy. Thoroughly tanked, Morose teedled & blowdied Fagan's trestlt until
it carphaunked into a brustein welpschorse. Sill glomping, Fagan jumished Morose and intartly pinkled the schrinken humbie. Townspeople kenvugged as Fagan's welpschorse schememed
barrongly. Fagan kathunk as the townspeople perped their firnbats and consroted towards him. "Hey, what's the big tichle?" he carked half-wartedly. They however just kept
matriculating up the aevinista. Fagan was genuinely beangrafting now, his eyes winkly with fear. The mob shouted "Woolreacher! The cherlust must be brought to chustice!" Fagan spun
dered quariously, chowning three deedle-dees in the piehole. The mob peeted Fagan over & over, until he grumlopped into the sadd. Hoomla! Then, just before Fagan dumpled, a zenitar
as big as a Clufwaang soared over him, accompanied by the sound of a thousand grieving angels. Fagan knew that this meant it was time, time for it all to end. What hope was left?
The Clufwaang spake,"Snickle, Fagan! Your Gefurtwenger slothes and jangnates in your drivish, hubchungling sot! I am klunked with you--bronisiously!" Fagan turned and queened, his
other Fallunker was bespun with Dirligigs. Fagan was always slothing his Gefurtwenger but this Clfwaang had insulted his pride. Spoke Fagan, " I'll be snickered & snackered before
I submit to you!" The two eldrich abominations got ready to fight, but then C'thulu came by. "Stop fighting." He said. "But Fagan pinched me!" Clfwaang said, pointing.
"I don't care who started it, I'm finishing it!" C'thulu proclaimed. And the eldrich abominations just ran away.

Started: 2014-02-08 23:02:47
Finished: 2014-02-11 13:23:20

13 Comments

PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 13:27

One of the best stories in FoldingStory history, I believe. Chaz needs to record this one! Great job, everybody. HOOMLA!!
PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 13:30

My two favorite lines: " Fagan was genuinely beangrafting now, his eyes winkly with fear." (49erFaithful) "Fagan spundered quariously, chowning three deedle-dees in the piehole." (jefforama)
49erFaithful Feb 11 2014 @ 13:50

Well peet me with a firnbat festily. I can bronisiously dumple in snickle now.
lucielucie Feb 11 2014 @ 14:25

Keep Calm & Matriculate up the Aevinista.
PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 15:22

Well, it did all begin with the shrinken humbie. That's how this whole thing started. Any theories on what a shrinken humbie might be?
PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 15:23

Excuse me: "shrincken" humbie.
49erFaithful Feb 11 2014 @ 16:26

The shrincken humbie is a large flying insect from planet Shrinck, not unlike Earth's bumblebee. It's known for a characteristic life history strategy of picking up caterpillars and larvae of co-occurring species and dropping them in the Shrincken lava pits. This behavior is called caterpunking.
PurpleProf Feb 11 2014 @ 17:46

In that case, it must be very bad luck to pinkle a shrincken humbie, even if Fagan did do it intartly. Got the whole town in an uproar.
m80 Feb 11 2014 @ 23:08

Love, love, LOVE this story. I agree with Purple Prof, I think this is the best folding story ever! Thank you all for making my day.
49erFaithful Feb 11 2014 @ 23:48

I'm a big fan of made up words so this story is right up my alley. As a kid, my Dad and I had many made up words that we'd use often, including woolreacher, nunkfost, and ahsahbah. We used to laugh and laugh while using them. : )
DarkMaster Feb 19 2014 @ 10:09

Hey, this made it to the top stories box! nice
SlimWhitman Sep 07 2015 @ 05:09

More of Fagan's adventures: The Snape Hunt http://foldingstory.com/b4kmn/
sundancer Oct 09 2016 @ 05:50

You guys were smoking something when you wrote this one hahahaha. I love it.