It was a choice of living life to the fullest,

It was a choice of living life to the fullest, seizing the day, or watching a "Heroes" marathon on Netflix with a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red and a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

I achieved respectability by upgrading to Diet Code Red. Ah, "Save the cheerleader, save the world," I echoed through a mouthful of snacks. I seized another bag until I was full of

pickled onion, prawn cocktail and roast beef flavoured crisps. I wondered how to take my revenge on studio executives for cancelling 'Heroes'. If only I could

get a job in television and work my way up the ladder, first getting some writing and production credits to my name, then eventually getting a show of my own which would be just

be me, sitting in a wingback hair,smoking a Swisher Sweet,drinking a glass of purple Kool-Aid. Maybe they could have the chair in front of a bunch books or something. This show is

is the shiznit! The only thing wrong with how it has been staged is that I shouldn't be drinking kool-aid I should be drinking some courvoisier. The ladies man doesn't drink just

calcium to balance out the negative effects of all that bourbon he'd consumed last night. Father Joe led a double life, you see. While he self-righteously listened to confessions,

he self-righteously attempted to rid the world of multiple bottles of bourbon each evening. Usually somewhere around the second or third bottle Father Joe would find himself

talking with an angel at his kitchen table until the bottle was empty. When he stopped drinking, Fr Joe missed his chats as AA meetings didn't provide such good company.