As the iPhone see-sawed to the bottom of

As the iPhone see-sawed to the bottom of the pool, her heart sank as every bubble rose. She cried out, like a little girl who dropped her dolly off of the Empire State Building, "

her hands starting shaking as she realized without her Iphone there could be no texting. She could not face such a cruel world. Determinedly she dived in after it. Splash!

She was sucked into the vortex and down the oversized porcelain tunnel flutterkicking toward the murky afterglow of her precious iPhone.

Her iPhone glowed just out of her reach and illuminated other recently flushed items. She saw several goldfish, crack pipes and a gherkin before surfacing in the sewer

beside half a shoe and an engorged tampon. On the bankside was a capybara, wearing a leather waistcoat and smoking a spliff. "Looking for this?" he said, nuzzling her iphone

charger cord. The Capybara howled with laughter, It'd killed the only woman he'd ever loved. That's when the Crocodile Hunter lost it. Snapped. He gave up on life. He decided

to drink beer and watch daytime TV on an ongoing basis. His crocodile gun became rusty with disuse. Until the day the Mayor paid him a visit. "You're the only one who can help us!"

"I know," he said calmly, his eyes never wavering from the TV as he stroked his crocodile gun. "But what will you give me in return for my services?" The Mayor replied, "Anything."

"Well, I do need a new kidney," he said, now looking hopefully at the Mayor. "Done!" said the Mayor. They shook on it & within 1 hour, the problem was solved. "My kidney, please?"