As my mind snapped back into reality, I felt

As my mind snapped back into reality, I felt the turquoise fluid drain around me. Moments later, I opened my eyes to find myself free of my stasis chamber. Why was I awoken?

No audible warning. The other crew were still in stasis. I checked my chambers read out. No malfunction. I donned a suit & breather and took the tube to the bridge. I wasn't alone.

"Yo Quiero Taco Bell" Yes, the chihuahua had invaded our transport. He had torn all of the control panels off looking for hot sauce. I could still only barely move my arms, but I

opened the Emergency Taco Rations and threw them in front of the beast, temporarily distracting it. I considered my options as the computer voice announced an impending

poo and then I felt the cramps hit me. That's what I get for eating some of those tacos. I sprinted and froze half way to the bathroom, every muscle tightly

aimed at keeping my poo inside me. I dared move no more - the slightest twitch could cause me to lose focus AND bowel control. With superhuman will I fought back the urge to soil

my neighbor's yard. But I see that my mistress did not bring the poo-poo bags with her and I knew DOGGONE well that the neighborhood association was already suspicious. Sniff

ing the air, I took note of the fact that this deed would not go unnoticed. I mean both letting my mistress's dog crap in the neighbor's yard and that my mistress was here, again,

was more than I had bargained for. And so, thrusting my nose triumphantly in the air, I walked out, free from this oppressive slavery forever! But then, I thought, "Now what?"