The clergyman reluctantly agreed and followed
The clergyman reluctantly agreed and followed Tim to the top of the tower. Black birds and shrill wind surrounded them. "Well, what in the hell3
is this crap?" Tim & the clergymen stashed a TV in the tower, but waiting for Supernatural's exorcism tips was an awful rhythm-lacking performance on "Oh Sit", a rip-off of Wipeout3
64! I loved that game, and it was so awesome. I'd play for hours in front of my TV racing only 2 inches away from the screen.1
But be warned.. you know that saying "don't sit too close, or you go blind,"? It's not just a saying. That's how I got these laser beam eyes. I'm thinking of getting metal legs.4
"I'm also thinking about stabbing you in the nutsack, dragging the knife back to your asshole, and using your ballsack-blood in a Chinese virility elixir."1
"Now, now," his grandmother admonished. "You must refrain from such talk." Nana took the knife from his hand and replaced it with a ladle, leading him from his dark closet into t4
he barn. Bessie may have 5 teets & blue milk but she's all we got. Be a good boy & milk her. Then we'll make blue cheese & bring it to the market. Mungo scowled but is Nana insiste3
d he finish his chores. So Mungo brought the tin milking pail and proceeded to squeeze the blue milk from Bessie's tender udders. She was sore from his two-day procrastination and4
kicked Mungo in the face. Bessie was sensitive and knew she was prized for her blue milk. Bessie did not expect what happened next as Mungo proceeded to4
drink the milk, suddenly Mungo grew an enormous afro with matching giant sideburns. And since it was a really hot day he went out to see what he could find. The End.4
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Zetawilk Dec 10 2012 @ 14:24
"Alas, Poor Mungo!" By Benjamin Franklin.
PurpleProf Dec 10 2012 @ 14:35
I'm thinking that Bessie must have been injected with growth hormones.
Zetawilk Dec 10 2012 @ 14:54
The Loch Bess Cow.
SlimWhitman Dec 10 2012 @ 15:18
She breathes udder water using her fifth teet like a reverse snorkel.