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The lesbesbians of Bespin were restless.

  • The lesbesbians of Bespin were restless. Heterosexuality in plague-like proportions had ripped through Cloud City and men of all shapes & sizes were hyperdriving erratically toward

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  • important chimney sweep positions which the lesbesbians and their (female) king had originally occupied. But how to reoccupy when bleeding heart liberals cried "misandry"?

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  • Or was it "Miss Andry?" Most bleeding heart liberals feel guilty & confused about Miss, especially when applied to a lesbesbian King with sweep marks, but Gus 'Keep your chute clea

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  • n. A dirty chute always saddens God next." Ms. Andry looked at Gus. Twice. She gave him the cold shoulder and continued to text. She wrote something so glib. Gus fumed like a

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  • <lit fuse emoji>. Since Ms. Andry was ignoring him and texting, Gus would <Warriors beating Cavs emoji> her at her own <text emoji> game by being the <crown emoji> of all <cell pho

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  • ne>. Gus paused and wondered if he should download more emojis or try his hand at typing out his own emoticons. :-). ("_")zzzz Erk!!! His thumbs froze from all the furious tapping

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  • and Gus found himself flung into the wretched world of people who cannot text or tie their shoes. "Why me?" Gus yelled, feeling his face contort into a flesh emoji. He hadn't known

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  • that could happen. He now had the flesh emogi for a face. Every body ran away from him and rush their children away so they wouldn't see his face. Gus didn't mind it, most of the

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  • time he didn't want to smile at them anyway. No, Gus wanted to kill them. His emoji face belied his true intentions, for behind that round yellow facade lived a monster. Psychosis

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  • raged inside his bald dome. As he grinned inanely & intoned:"Top of the morning!" he craved for a nuclear football to set off. And that is why they aren't issued to postal workers.

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2 Comments

  1. IceSquad Jul 18 2019 @ 00:04

    The lesbesbians retired to Fireire Islandand.

  2. LordVacuity Jul 18 2019 @ 00:43

    I guess I always assumed that was why they didn't issued them to postal workers.

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