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"Implement Factor VII." "Sir, if we do that,

  • "Implement Factor VII." "Sir, if we do that, the misanthropic squealers might go all 'nihilist' on us again!" "I am willing to take that risk. Implement it. That's an order."

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  • So Admin # 555593 was put in a tough position. If he implemented Factor VII that would cause the Black Matter castanine reaction that would end chained molecules as we know it.

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  • But he only feigned distress. Admin #555593 was a molecule anarchist who'd infiltrated the Central Bureau of Physical Law. He wanted to unchain atoms & return to primordial conditi

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  • onality theory which he had studied in the Kentucky Kindergarten for the Children of Celebrity Geniuses. On the inside he was a cool as the cucumber in his air-condtioned

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  • mind. The vents were placed above his ears as a child. His ideas were never over-heated. He was cool and calculated. His theories were never half baked but freeze dried and crystal

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  • clear, like arctic ice. He didn't speak much, but when he did, his empty, expressionless tone left listeners chilled to the bone. He was frigidly rigid about global warming, angry

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  • and brooding, he meaningfully strummed his guitar by the IRS, singing songs of peace and of reducing carbon emissions globally. He could afford a break. His last show raked in

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  • 5 American dollars for Greenpeace. He spent 4 of those on coffee. It was at this point in his life that the Doctor (for this man did have a pHD in Astrobiological Literature) had t

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  • he audacity to spit in the face of the establishment. The doctor was carted off to the asylum where he lectured in Astrobiological Literature and frittered his last dollar away on

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  • investing in boondoggles and purchasing an extension array of mint condition Grateful Dead posters on eBay to decorate his room at the asylum.

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3 Comments

  1. inatick Dec 04 2015 @ 02:52

    ooops i meant exstensive array... oh well.

  2. inatick Dec 04 2015 @ 02:54

    extensive ... arrgh.. I can't type or spell today.

  3. SlimWhitman Dec 04 2015 @ 13:32

    Actually "extension array" made perfect sense to me, but then I also thought MoralEnd's fold was totally comprehensible.

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