When I realized the attendant was back to

When I realized the attendant was back to comforting his friend in the women’s can, I decided to liberate some Gatorade, Combos, several kinds of chips and all the cash in the draw

"Yo dere's another 10 in it fo ya if ya git me uh stiff drink, quick like mammy used ta". What could I do? This dude was a serious power player so I had to play it cool. I said

" Is that all ya mammy used to do?" I gazed into his shallow eyes, and noticed the unfocused sheen that often coats someone who was enjoying this life a little too much. "I think

I will join you" I said as I popped the last peep chick in my mouth. As the red dye number (hell who can count that high?) I finally understood what all of the fuss was about and I

didn't regret swallowing the living bird's whole. I could feel them fluttering as they made their way through my esophagus and into the twists and turns of my stomach.

The birds made me uneasy, so I next sought out the cat. Unhinging my jaw as mammals were never meant to do, I forced the cat's head into my gullet as it scratched at my face and

I ensured it entered my stomach alive. It would only be a matter of time before either the cat killed me or I killed it. How did I get myself into this predicament? My friend

Stephan was somewhat of a complete psychopath, and liked to remind of that fact quite often. SO when he approached with a box of cats and thumbtacks, I

quickly took cover. After he had finish throwing the box around, I saw blood and called 911. That was the last time I saw Stephan.