When I realized the attendant was back to

When I realized the attendant was back to comforting his friend in the women’s can, I decided to liberate some Gatorade, Combos, several kinds of chips and all the cash in the draw

and just then the Governor walked in, he grabbed a black & mild out of my hand, slipped me a 5 note and said

" Is that all ya mammy used to do?" I gazed into his shallow eyes, and noticed the unfocused sheen that often coats someone who was enjoying this life a little too much. "I think

I will join you" I said as I popped the last peep chick in my mouth. As the red dye number (hell who can count that high?) I finally understood what all of the fuss was about and I

didn't regret swallowing the living bird's whole. I could feel them fluttering as they made their way through my esophagus and into the twists and turns of my stomach.

The birds made me uneasy, so I next sought out the cat. Unhinging my jaw as mammals were never meant to do, I forced the cat's head into my gullet as it scratched at my face and

I ensured it entered my stomach alive. It would only be a matter of time before either the cat killed me or I killed it. How did I get myself into this predicament? My friend

Stephan was somewhat of a complete psychopath, and liked to remind of that fact quite often. SO when he approached with a box of cats and thumbtacks, I

quickly took cover. After he had finish throwing the box around, I saw blood and called 911. That was the last time I saw Stephan.