Let's talk about things taken out of context

Let's talk about things taken out of context for a second. For example, if you were employed, & your paid job was to blow on a fire to keep it stoked, would you say you had a good

smokey crust on the edge of your lips?" She blinked, "Why yes, of course." The court room was stunned because the motion of her lips in her answer made a crackling noise, akin to

munching on pork rinds. The crackling continued to spread throughout her face, then the rest of her body. Aghast, the courtroom watched as she fell apart on the stand. "Next witnes

s?" the Judge said. But an attorney stood, interrupting the proceedings. "Objection, Your Honor! She is in contempt of court, leaving her pieces on the stand! I call for punitive m

the courts were rammed with a backlog of monkey attack cases. It was something in the water. Radioactivity? Bean residue? Bleach? The judge pushed back his wig & sighed like a drai

npipe 1" in diameter, cut to a 3 foot length and whirled rapidly. An eager whippersnapper rushed in waving a press release. "Your Honor, it IS bean residue in the water supply!"

This bean residue had to be analysed for which kind of bean it was. There were statistically 3,475 kinds of beans, all different. This would be exceptionally difficult to decipher

but I would not be deterred. I divided the bean residue into 5 color and bar coded Petri dishes to run our tests for analysis. I noticed there was a large bowl of paprika on the

floor.I forgot everything around me,dived and indulged my fetish:carving paprika figurines.After 16 hours I was dehydrated and delusional,but it was worth it:Paprika-Trump was born