Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure

FOR HUMAN FLESH.

I'd hid it in my freezer behind the peas. It was the last item on the Scavenger Hunt checklist for Pitter-Pat Daycare, just after "rusty bucket". The hunters became the hunted when

they told everyone "Alright, now start killing each other!" Left and right I saw it, the bloodshed and senseless warfare, limbs flying from here to there, cries, and laughter. I

was bored. People make such a big deal out of maiming and killing each other. If you think about it, that's all that's been going on for thousands of years. A foot landed on my sho

rn scrotum and I exclaimed loudly. But that was also an old standby, except maybe the shaving part, that was a little more recent in terms of acceptability. I countered by lodging

an anvil in his nose & shoving it waaaay on up there into his sinus cavity. "OOooo-ummmph!" he grunted nasally, doubling over. Now it was his turn again. He staggered over to

measure his nose in the nose measurer he knocked over a some of the prizes stacked on a table. A box of nasal clippers, 4 boxes of tissues and a nasal spray fell onto the floor

with a copy of 'Erotic Nose Caressing - The Jefforama Way'. Well, he had to win those prizes now! He enhanced his already considerably schnozzle with a large blob of silly putty

and dare I say it? I will. I was putty in his hands ... errr schnoz.