I didn’t know what happened for the next

I didn’t know what happened for the next ten seconds because I was running back to my car. When I returned, Ronny was screaming something through the geyser of blood in his mouth

flew in the window and punctured my enromous boil. Oh, the relief!

One down, 17 to go. The other boils weren't as big as that first one, but they were angrier. After the first one went,

Julius cursed himself for buying this lotion that claimed to make the wearer irresistible to women. "Pheromax" it was called. But now he was in a fix, and late for his hot date.

The press of female bodies kept him from making any headway, and the girlish shrieks drowned out his thoughts, preventing him from formulating an escape plan. It seemed hopeless.

Just then, his fairy godfather appeared & in a shrill voice bespake, "Do not fear the temptations of naked flesh, for thou art a Welshman." The poof dinged his nose with his wand

"you're right!" said the Welshman. "What has come over me?" he asked himself. "because I have laid eyes on her bare body, I tremble and stutter like a fool" With a wink, the fairy

grew to immense size, quickly ballooning well beyond the limits of the house. Walls collapsed and debris flew everywhere as the fairy grew and grew. With a deep, booming laugh,

Ladybird Johnson flew out of the night sky, wielding an over-sized darning needle as a lance. The fairy, fatally skewered, uttered a quiet "Meep!" and evanesced. Ladybird smiled.