Hippos stormed the castle.

  • Hippos stormed the castle.

  • The lords gave up their vassals.

  • They laughed and cried as momma flied away unto the sky

  • . Unto the sky she flied. To be seen nevermore. nevermore. "momma's gone to be in the sky with the hemrings" said young Master Filch. "The hemrings?" asked the Pastor.

  • 'The hemrings,' replied Master Filch. 'They look somewhat like onion rings, if they were made of hem.' Filch and the Pastor stared up. She was clearly in her own paradise, laughing

  • like a kookaburra in an old gum tree. "Merry queen of the hems is she, hoarding all the hemrings she can see. Wait - share some with me!" Master Filch and the Pastor crooned.

  • Their melodic voices were enough to enchant the entire forest, from the winged kookaburra to the furry capybara. Heck, even a nasty Chupacabra could be tamed by Filch & The Pastor!

  • But the wise old Koala knew as soon as their song began, that it was an evil tune, and jammed corks into his ears so as not to hear Pastor and the Filch sing "Muskrat Loaf" or

  • (horrors) "Ode to a Koala Bear" by Paul McCartney.What's more, it was apparent that Pastor & the Filch were tone-deaf because all the windows in the castle were breaking! Old Koala

  • just shook his head and belched. "I'll buff that out before I take off," he said as he put on his suspenders and got to work, tearing down the castle in little more than an hour.



  1. KieferSkunk Aug 17 2019 @ 18:22

    Somehow, we managed to come full circle on the castle. :) Stormed by hippos, torn down by a koala.

  2. Woab Aug 18 2019 @ 14:40

    The castle never had a chance!

  3. KieferSkunk May 15 2020 @ 14:58

    This one was too good to pass up for a reading: https://voca.ro/j8sVu40wfcW

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