Many years ago there lived an Emperor who
Many years ago there lived an Emperor who desired a new black-blue dress,but when the tailor made it, he was furious:"WHY did you bring me a WHITE-GOLD dress? I specifically said5
The tailor cut in:“The dress IS black/blue not white/gold.”The Emperor called for his pipe, drum & fiddlers three.Prior to smoking, drumming & fiddling he asked them the dress colo7
rs and they stared horrified at his naked body. "Erm," said one of the Fiddlers Three nervously. The Emperor tapped his foot impatiently. The fiddler knew he could lose his head if6
he complimented the Emperor's masculine form, so he averted his eyes from his majesty. "I-it's... Perhaps... A little revealing, my Lord?" he stuttered. The Emperor sneered.5
"SO you say!" The Emperor looked again in the full length mirror, seeing only his fat, amorphous flesh. "But - what of my beautiful poitrine?" "Oh," answered the serf. "So lovely!5
I especially love how the spotted scarf matches the many pimples on your manly pectorals." The Emperor gazed into the mirror at his nude form and nodded. "Does this big butt make6
me look phat?" I knew this was an imperial trap. No matter how I answered I was seconds from a beheading. I had to let the Emperor answer his own question. "No, it is you who makes6
things look good.2
If only they smelt good too.3
So I tossed them in the dryer with a fabric softener sheet, plugged in a few quarters, and twisted the dial to high. In an hour, they had shrunk, but smelled like morning rain.7
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Woab Sep 04 2018 @ 17:18
Amazing how Chaz magically drew it back to clothing.
SlimWhitman Sep 04 2018 @ 17:38
That's Magick Chaz!
Chaz Sep 07 2018 @ 06:35
With the power of IIIIIMMMMAAAGINAAATIION!
ValkyrieGrrl Sep 08 2018 @ 06:05
"Here come de hot-stepper..." :)