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He wrote the list "Allison, Isabel, Katrina"

  • He wrote the list "Allison, Isabel, Katrina" on the left & "2001, 2003, 2005" on the right. He'd noticed his relationships ended the year a hurricane occurred with the same name as

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  • the girl who'd taken his boyfriends away. Maybe God just hates me, he thought with a sigh. Or hurricanes. Both were distinct possibilities.

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  • The scientist rushed into his lab to check a periodical article on the subject. After reading the article again he concluded that god hated him. He started to write a paper on the

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  • computer but it froze. So the scientist tried to write his amazing idea on paper, but there were no pens. His idea was fading, so he used Acid to burn his revelation into the table

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  • "BOSOM PARTICLES". There. Now he had it down, he will remember it forever. Satisfied, he proceeded to go to his next class, Phallic Studies. He was anxious as it was his first day

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  • in the experimental kindergarten. At 37, he was the oldest girl in the class, but he was also the largest and most masculine. These advantages were obvious to him, but his teachers

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  • didn't like the way his kisses gave them stubble rash and put him in time out. He threw his skirt over his head and bawled. "Maybe kindergarten isn't the right setting for Percy,"

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  • they murmured, discussing matters in the teacher's lounge. Little Percy was then sent to lumberjack school. It was that he learned how to "man up" & stop his sniveling hystrionics.

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  • The black and red, plaid flannel and Bounty select-a-size were an unexpected benefit the staff all agreed they should take advantage of. Little Percy was immediately nominated for

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  • making this folding story remain at the top of the "almost finished" list for at least a week. But it's time to go now, goodbye Little Percy and have a nice life.

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