Once there was a young girl named Lilly.

Once there was a young girl named Lilly. She was ten, had a great imagination, a big heart, and warm hands. She didn't have any siblings, and her parents were always away for work.

ngs to play on a casio keyboard. Her ticket our of this jerkwater town was to be able to play a synthetic watered-down version of Billy Joel's mega-hit "

She's always a woman' written about his pet goat Lulu, interestingly. She caught the bus and sat down outside Billy Joel's mansion and started to tinkle her Casio. Billy opened

the window, a bottle of red & and bottle of white. With the tinkling sounds of her Casio wafting up to Billy Joel's balcony, it was almost like a scene from an Italian restaurant.

Sure enough the young man at the next table, who bore a remarkable resemblance to Al Pacino, got up and went to the men's room and returned a few seconds later to shoot his dinner.

As his dinner lay dying on its plate, the Al Pacino impersonator read it its last rites while simultaneously dousing it with gravy. "Why don't you taste it first?" asked his mother

Asked. The Al Pacino impersonator spent three years perfecting sealing wax and making impressions of his mum 's dentures, calling it ready-made dentistry for the new age of

of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. For the 50th Anniversary, MPFC hired the Al Pacino impersonator to impersonate Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones,

etc. He was awful but everyone was far too drunk to notice. They laughed through the whole act until the finale. A killer giant bunny was brought in with the petting zoo.