The Syder's of Hanover Cheddar Cheese Pretzel

  • The Syder's of Hanover Cheddar Cheese Pretzel Sandwiches were all gone. Oglaf.com would not load for some mysterious reason. Worst of all, his desire to finally lay to rest his

  • weary head upon a pillow spritzed with Cheddar-Pretzel Febreeze would be somewhat delayed by

  • The pain these false eyelashes were causing me. I'll never buy eyelashes at the .50 store again. I was so tIred, and I couldn't wait to smell the Cheddar-Pretzel scent on my pillow

  • As my head hit my pillow, the cheddar-pretzel scent hit my nostrils. I used to be against eating in bed, but after last night, I have a new vice replacing smoking after sex.

  • I had to search all over town to find the cheddar-pretzel scented massage oil. If only it could cure my desire to smoke during sex… it just never ends! That's when I mentioned

  • the beaver that was chewing on my girlfriend's front door. She just shook her head and said, "Yeah, he does that from time to time." Then I thought to myself, "What a strange world

  • ". The beaver made short work of shredding the front door. My girlfriend was strangely serene, but then I noticed the otter pups snuggled in her arms. Endangered water voles were

  • usually the best thing to jam into a hole in a boat to stop up a leak in it. The only way to beat this beaver was to become the beaver. As it ate through my house I got inside it's

  • head. Once I got in there, I saw that beavers only think about two things: wood & other beavers. I implanted another thought: Jerry Mathers. How would Jerry Mathers fix the boat?

  • Channeling Jerry Mathers I found he had known a master boat builder from Antwerp. The master boat builder was no longer living so I looked on Craigslist. I often complicate things.



  1. SlimWhitman Mar 18 2013 @ 05:43

    "...beavers only think about two things: wood & other beavers." LOL

  2. jayursus Mar 18 2013 @ 08:40

    We Folders seem to have large rodent fetishes....and by that I mean, fetishes for large rodents, not large fetishes for rodents..or do I?

  3. MangoMania Mar 18 2013 @ 14:17

    Speak for yourself, all my fetishes are quite large except for mangoes.

  4. PurpleProf Mar 18 2013 @ 15:35

    Glad you caught that, Mr. SlimWhitman. ;)

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