The Syder's of Hanover Cheddar Cheese Pretzel
The Syder's of Hanover Cheddar Cheese Pretzel Sandwiches were all gone. Oglaf.com would not load for some mysterious reason. Worst of all, his desire to finally lay to rest his6
weary head upon a pillow spritzed with Cheddar-Pretzel Febreeze would be somewhat delayed by5
The pain these false eyelashes were causing me. I'll never buy eyelashes at the .50 store again. I was so tIred, and I couldn't wait to smell the Cheddar-Pretzel scent on my pillow4
As my head hit my pillow, the cheddar-pretzel scent hit my nostrils. I used to be against eating in bed, but after last night, I have a new vice replacing smoking after sex.7
I had to search all over town to find the cheddar-pretzel scented massage oil. If only it could cure my desire to smoke during sex… it just never ends! That's when I mentioned6
the beaver that was chewing on my girlfriend's front door. She just shook her head and said, "Yeah, he does that from time to time." Then I thought to myself, "What a strange world5
". The beaver made short work of shredding the front door. My girlfriend was strangely serene, but then I noticed the otter pups snuggled in her arms. Endangered water voles were5
usually the best thing to jam into a hole in a boat to stop up a leak in it. The only way to beat this beaver was to become the beaver. As it ate through my house I got inside it's5
head. Once I got in there, I saw that beavers only think about two things: wood & other beavers. I implanted another thought: Jerry Mathers. How would Jerry Mathers fix the boat?5
Channeling Jerry Mathers I found he had known a master boat builder from Antwerp. The master boat builder was no longer living so I looked on Craigslist. I often complicate things.4
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SlimWhitman Mar 18 2013 @ 05:43
"...beavers only think about two things: wood & other beavers." LOL
jayursus Mar 18 2013 @ 08:40
We Folders seem to have large rodent fetishes....and by that I mean, fetishes for large rodents, not large fetishes for rodents..or do I?
MangoMania Mar 18 2013 @ 14:17
Speak for yourself, all my fetishes are quite large except for mangoes.
PurpleProf Mar 18 2013 @ 15:35
Glad you caught that, Mr. SlimWhitman. ;)