The young girl was used to dark places so

The young girl was used to dark places so the narrow and damp corridor did not frighten her. She felt her way down, her hands running along the sides of the jagged walls until

The other side of the wall was a strange world. A white world. A nothing world. It felt neither cool nor warm. It had a blankness neither creepy nor calm. It was simply empty like

the space between planets; a void waiting to be filled. I tried to back out of this strange nothing world but the more I turned or moved, the dizzier I became so

I started moving a lot because I like feeling dizzy. It's almost like being high. But my movements caused ripples in the Void World which sparked and created

anti ripples. When the ripples met the anti ripples their energy was converted into ruffles® potatoe chips. Suddenly the Void world contained something! I tried one, it tasted like

one of those olestra pringles. Unlike the ad, I could just eat one. The void produced other consumables unknown to man: faster-than-lite beer, quark flakes, and boson jerky.

But the theoretical quantum mechanics snack comestibles didn't get along with the heuristic religious philosophists snacks. Ironically their merchandise pandered to conspiracy

theorists,who were pretty good customers, but always suspected that the snacks were actually healthy and nutritious. They all sat around munching and arguing, sputtering crumbs and

generally acting like politicians in a whore house. Thankfully, it wasn't long before closing time and they were moved on with a quick spray with the fireman's hose.