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It was early on a Saturday morning when I

  • It was early on a Saturday morning when I first discovered that my right arm could pass through any object, up to my elbow if I wanted it to. I started off using it in order to

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  • see if I could throw out the old stuff in the back of my fridge without disturbing the front, useful layer. But my right arm and hand passed through it all, and I could grasp n

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  • arwhale tusks? I pulled out more items. A frozen piece of whale meat, an atlatl carved of bone and a sealskin coat. The back of my fridge was a door to another place. Defrosting my

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  • friend Shale, we packed up our trinkets and opened the fridge, stepping through into a new world. It was unlike anything I had ever seen before, the first catching my eye being

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  • a large mushroom that walked slowly toward me, its eyes glaring angrily but blankly into space. Huh, I guess I had seen it before. Oh well.

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  • "Yes, you HAVE seen me before! Don't you remember anything?" Wait, how did he- "You don't remember my psychic abilities? Man, you really ARE slipping!"

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  • Seing that he had been forgotten by the world, professor X entered in a major depression and decided to turn bad. He went to Wolverine and

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  • did his best imitation of Jessica Rabbit - "i'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" he said in as sexy a voice as he could muster, but it just feel flat. Wolvie, however, totally

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  • fell for it and snuggled up nice and close. At that precise moment a loud bang him look in the other direction. Wolvie looked up at him lovely and startled. The noise had been

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  • a beautiful fireworks display up in the sky. Then he got snuggled even closer in the distraction. The plan ultimately was a success. We all one day get caught in a snuggle trap.

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1 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Nov 21 2012 @ 07:53

    SWM ISO no one. Beaches are nice for about five minutes. I like candles but I don't like all the little noises and awkward pauses that happen when eating with other people, so I prefer to eat alone. The mere idea of snuggling or cuddling makes my whole body tingle as if I'm going to heave myself inside out. If interested, please reply to ad #29836294.

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