It was early on a Saturday morning when I

It was early on a Saturday morning when I first discovered that my right arm could pass through any object, up to my elbow if I wanted it to. I started off using it in order to

see if I could throw out the old stuff in the back of my fridge without disturbing the front, useful layer. But my right arm and hand passed through it all, and I could grasp n

arwhale tusks? I pulled out more items. A frozen piece of whale meat, an atlatl carved of bone and a sealskin coat. The back of my fridge was a door to another place. Defrosting my

friend Shale, we packed up our trinkets and opened the fridge, stepping through into a new world. It was unlike anything I had ever seen before, the first catching my eye being

a large mushroom that walked slowly toward me, its eyes glaring angrily but blankly into space. Huh, I guess I had seen it before. Oh well.

Seing that he had been forgotten by the world, professor X entered in a major depression and decided to turn bad. He went to Wolverine and

did his best imitation of Jessica Rabbit - "i'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" he said in as sexy a voice as he could muster, but it just feel flat. Wolvie, however, totally

fell for it and snuggled up nice and close. At that precise moment a loud bang him look in the other direction. Wolvie looked up at him lovely and startled. The noise had been

a beautiful fireworks display up in the sky. Then he got snuggled even closer in the distraction. The plan ultimately was a success. We all one day get caught in a snuggle trap.