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He woke up with a criss-cross pattern across his face. He was almost exactly 2 hours late for the interview.

He knew last night that making waffles with vodka was a bad idea, that he'd probably end up falling asleep on the iron as he had, but the lure of alocholic breakfast food had been

afits, such as spelling werds in noo and creeateve weighs. So watt if his faace was all berned on one side? Poor me anudder one...and gib mee anudder waffle. Vodka waffles r

eally need two bee eton with vodka shots. How many faeces doe you have? Why are ewe spinning? If ewe won't serve mi I cann go somewear else

and get sowsed there." The llama hiked up her tube top. The bartender knew what the bar's rules were for females, so he served her another purple hooter. The llama saluted him

under one arm. That comment stung, and Tina lowered the Purple Hooter. She strode over to Uncle Rico and shoved him in the shoulder, which surprised him. He dropped his ball

and shoved her back. She took offense and shoved him again, more aggressively this time, so he just hauled off and punched her in the face. She wasn't even phased, and swiftly kick

ed him. Her Mum burst in, dragged her home & grounded for like forever. She used the time to hack into the Pentagon nuclear weapons systems & the rest is, as you know, history.