I had barely survived a Toxoplasma Gonzii
I had barely survived a Toxoplasma Gonzii infection, only to have bookworms infect my brain. I danced recklessly over cars during rush hour, lured by paper dust and deckled edges,11
in the university's rare books room. I donned the bifocals,gray wig,beard & moth-eaten cardigan before entering. Librarians never suspected my disguise. Franklin's laboratory notes10
were somewhere. Stealing Franklin's notes will make be the greatest thief in history, and the richest. But, I am illiterate. Worse, I know nothing about the Dewy decimal system8
and I was dyslexic, anyway. I decided to ask the cow librarian ( http://foldingstory.com/h204i/esh4tg/ ) for help, hoping she wouldn't remember my books were overdue last time.9
"Oh, you again," she said. Dammit! The cow librarian recognized me immediately. "Um...hello. I want to apologize for my poor behavior last time I was here." I said. Her brown eyes8
filled with tears, she mooed softly & deposited a large pat in the self check-out area. "Um... may I.. for my roses?" I said & shovelled it into my handbag. The cow librarian stern8
ly stared at me then gave me a fat lick. Uh. Cow saliva all over my face. The smell of dung was already overbearing and I just wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible.9
But how could I ride the subway without being kicked off by the odour police? Nonethelesx, I made a run for the blue line and met Elvis the Siamese cat, who was on his way to the8
red line. The odour police were not far behind. I look at Elvis the cat, and pleaded for help. Reluctantly, he agreed and farted a stinky fart. The odour police's beady eyes moved9
to Elvis. They threw up their hands. Another farting cat! As they left, the U.S. odor police showed up with their high tech electronic sensors & promptly detained me indefinitely.8
- 2012-02-10 21:32:56
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Gibber Apr 23 2016 @ 14:37
I once got on a bus, sat down and smelled poop. I looked around, looked under the seat, checked my shoes, opened the window. When I got off the bus I noticed the guy sitting behind me had a 25 pound sack of steer manure.
Flopp Apr 23 2016 @ 14:40
What's steer manure gibber?
Gibber Apr 23 2016 @ 14:56
The excrement of a castrated male bovine, which can be used to direct the course of a vessel, airplane, or other vehicle.
Flopp Apr 23 2016 @ 16:05
Ah very informative. I'll be sure to tell my friends about this fun fact :D