Conditions were right for the diatom takeover

Conditions were right for the diatom takeover of the world. Feverishly building their silicate shells, countless trillions of diatoms began to converge upon the populated centers

looking for discarded french fries, Chicken McNuggets, sesame seeds and pickles. When they didn't find what they were looking for, the surging diatoms set off on an epic journey to

discover the special sauce reciple that only Ronald McDonald knew. These were dietoms, not really diatoms. They were middle-aged weight-watchers, hungry not only for Big Macs but

filet-o-fishes too. The middle-aged Weight watchers took to the street. They were looking for any Jenny Craigers that were in the wrong neighborhood.

But this time the Jenny Craigers brought back up: Curves women. The Weight Watchers threw scales at them, but the rival gangs had Fruit of the Loom track suits with hyperspeed peri

winkle crash helmets. The rival gangs would let a game of chicken determine who were the biggest losers. The Jenny Craigers were muscle car fans and squeezed their best

OJ using juicers that they ran of the V8's belt. They made so much OJ, the Jenny Craigers all developed rashes. So they decided to black market the stuff. The Florida Cartel

would be the Jenny Craigers victims. The Florida Cartel really deserved a beating. Once the rashes had gone, the gang got together and discussed a plan of action.

Very creative.