Say baby! Howya doin??
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Say baby! Howya doin??
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Well hello there sweet pea! Life's a beach, wanna join me for a Mai Tai?
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Heya, care for something sweet and a lil fruity - like me?
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I put down the stick of gum. "Eat me! No ME!" pleaded the rows of Cheetos and Funyuns. I grabbed a Diet Coke. "Excellent choice man, I'm the drink of a generation."
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I sighed at that, "Yeah, but you're no Crystal Pepsi". I choked back a tear and guzzled down the diet coke right there in the store. Why were all the groceries able to talk all of
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the sudden? I felt dizzy. I could hear the groceries laughing at me as I staggered down Aisle 8. I bumped into a tampon display, knocking them loose from their boxes.
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I was buried in an avalanche of tampons, just as a beefy CVS clerk rounded the corner. She was not amused. "It's not what it looks like! They attacked me! The groceries are evil!"
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yelled the beefy CVS clerk. I was in luck. She hadn't noticed that I had knocked over the tampon display. I grabbed some Gold Bond anti-powder and nonchalantly
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undressed and powdered myself from head to toe. I transformed into an unstoppable force with the strength of 100 men, every sense heightened and my teeth were now sparkling. Now I
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was ready to face the forces of evil head-on and save the Earth! Although, I never did find out what was up with the mysterious voices I'd been hearing.
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- 2015-05-26 15:26:47
- Finished
- 2015-07-07 18:09:03
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SunsetMage Jul 07 2015 @ 18:09
Yes! Called it!
SunsetMage Jul 07 2015 @ 18:11
I can't believe how well my guess fit the story.
SlimWhitman Jul 07 2015 @ 19:15
Believe! You completed the circle of life.
SlimWhitman Jul 11 2015 @ 04:51
I think this is our only discussion on the circle of life, http://foldingstory.com/neltq/ but there are a surprising number of examples out there where the story comes full circle.