Say baby! Howya doin??
Say baby! Howya doin??7
Well hello there sweet pea! Life's a beach, wanna join me for a Mai Tai?9
Heya, care for something sweet and a lil fruity - like me?8
I put down the stick of gum. "Eat me! No ME!" pleaded the rows of Cheetos and Funyuns. I grabbed a Diet Coke. "Excellent choice man, I'm the drink of a generation."8
I sighed at that, "Yeah, but you're no Crystal Pepsi". I choked back a tear and guzzled down the diet coke right there in the store. Why were all the groceries able to talk all of9
the sudden? I felt dizzy. I could hear the groceries laughing at me as I staggered down Aisle 8. I bumped into a tampon display, knocking them loose from their boxes.11
I was buried in an avalanche of tampons, just as a beefy CVS clerk rounded the corner. She was not amused. "It's not what it looks like! They attacked me! The groceries are evil!"8
yelled the beefy CVS clerk. I was in luck. She hadn't noticed that I had knocked over the tampon display. I grabbed some Gold Bond anti-powder and nonchalantly6
undressed and powdered myself from head to toe. I transformed into an unstoppable force with the strength of 100 men, every sense heightened and my teeth were now sparkling. Now I7
was ready to face the forces of evil head-on and save the Earth! Although, I never did find out what was up with the mysterious voices I'd been hearing.8
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SunsetMage Jul 07 2015 @ 18:09
Yes! Called it!
SunsetMage Jul 07 2015 @ 18:11
I can't believe how well my guess fit the story.
SlimWhitman Jul 07 2015 @ 19:15
Believe! You completed the circle of life.
SlimWhitman Jul 11 2015 @ 04:51
I think this is our only discussion on the circle of life, http://foldingstory.com/neltq/ but there are a surprising number of examples out there where the story comes full circle.