Small, sneaky things crawled around the broken

Small, sneaky things crawled around the broken bicycle, grasping fingers reaching for the girl perched upon the seat.

The evil clown from IT had come up from the drain and wanted to take the little girl down to the sewer. And then a parade struck, and Bozon the clown squirted IT with seltzer

water, which sloshed all over the server farm that was serving the mass hallucination. "Oh dangit" said the evil clown from IT now revealed to be George from accounting

George never was known for his vocabulary but as an IT accountant he tended to be invisible till his "Bean Reports" came out. He had a knack of finding every misspent coin

from the gold plated chest. He was aware they were pirates, but did they really need to buy a 1-year subscription to Napster with the companies money? "Arrgg" he said while

all of their gold and jewelry was really stolen goods. Who knew where these pirates got their stash? He had to end his call to accounts receivable when the pirates gagged him.

Except he had dropped his cell phone. Lloyd in AR heard the scuffle and knew what was going on, being a former swashbuckler himself. He ran to the break room for the cannon.

"I be needin' the cannon!" pirate Lloyd bellowed. "An b' quick 'bout it!" The office staff just stared at him, then at the copy machine. "Not that Canon ye fools!" Lloyd pushed pas

cal programming language into the copier to reprogram the machine into a cannon. Some officer workers helped him whilst others looked on in shock. Boom! A ream of paper exploded.