After the race money exchanged hands. The

After the race money exchanged hands. The Tortoise gave the hare 1,000 dollars. Then the Tortoise's buddy collected the money from all the bets

placed by Porgy the pig, Charlotte the spider and the Teenage mutant ninja turtles. But then a roaring voice was heard: it was the Lion King claiming the hare had cheated! This cau

sed the hare to say ,"I'll atone my crime by cooking the Lion King a feast: turtle soup,roast pig,& crispy spider" The King salivated but Porgy,Charlotte & the ninja turtles suspe

cted trouble.The ninja turtles explained they were mutants.The Lion King threw up in his mouth a little.Charlotte said she was an arachnid and had no meat. All eyes turned to Porky

"Charlemagne" Puttanesco. "You want some meat? I got your meat right here. But aren't you feasting a little low on the pyramid of self-fulfillment?" Porky trotted out Maslow's "

Nutritional Pyramid". Montessorie's "Dead Butter but Dead Quicker" routine flew off the handle. That was when Porky ran into Wiley Coyote. Wiley didn't need tricks to catch HIM.

. "Look, I'm sorry, Helena. It's just that you...you have a long black hair growing out of your right nostril and I...it..." I sighed, unable to finish. She glared and me & whipped

out a pair of tweezers. With one deft pluck Helena transformed into a total babe. She'd been skeaky hot this whole time and I just hadn't picked up on it. She said "How would you

like to take a long walk off a short pier?" So I did. I couldn't swim and sank to the bottom of the ocean. A mermaid found me and took me to live in her underwater kingdom.