He had always wanted to be a Sex Ed instructor,

He had always wanted to be a Sex Ed instructor, even before he was told what that meant. He would've been a great one, too. But the cruel phallus of fate had other plans.

You see, this humble man from Nantucket had a great show he would put on for spectators when he was young and hungry, and word of this show travelled far across the land.

usually in limerick form, but all press is good press. Soon he was raking in the dough. The Massachusetts traveling show of anatomical oddities was a big hit. That is until

it hit Worcester. Bad mistake, and even worse timing! Gnash the Saber-Toothed Clown, freshly escaped from an abortion mill in nearby Albany, collided with the caravan helplessly.

But it was a caravan of virtuous bounty hunters. Gnash the Saber-toothed clown injured his neck, but he was also wanted in twelve counties. The virtuous bounty hunters fanned out

the area to put out the flames stoked by Gnash the Saber-toothed clown. The virtuous bounty hunters tried to quell the blaze, but Mother Nature was on her period & the flames only

flashed up again a month later. Gnash the Saber-toothed clown ranged freely over the hills. The Bounty on is head attracted Jester-hunters of an unsavory ilk. Stumpy had a hunch

that Gnash was hiding over behind that bush over there. His red and white polka dot suit gave him away. The Jester-hunters gestured to one another excitedly, whispering and point

edly ignoring each others boners. Gnash tried to camouflage his ostentatious suit he was already in their sights and the Jester-hunters brought him down with a blowgun dart.