Faster than a speeding photon. Less massive

Faster than a speeding photon. Less massive than a electron. Able to pass through a million lightyears of lead without interacting. Is it quark? Is it a WIMP? No its Capt Neutrino!

Captain Neutrino zoomed thru the galaxy each week in search of villainy to pass through. With his trusty sidekick, Higgs the Boson,

Prof. Brian Cox and a piano bar musician. The musician operated a complex sound phaser for Captain Neutrino whilst serving cocktails to Higgs the Boson

Bassoon Player. The musician kicked off with "Rocket Man" for Captain Neutrino. Prof. Brian Cox ordered a drink, that's when he saw her-the dead girl, the one he found in the

river by the trees and bushes face first in the water it kind of looked like she was trying to float.

My mind immediately flashed back to swimming lessons at the YMCA, when my dad shoved me into the water to teach me to swim. "Don't worry, you'll float!" I never forgave him for

with doggy paddling? I asked him this, but all I got in reply was a frown and extra laundry duties. The next day I was doing laps in the pool: backstroke, butterfly stroke,

breast stroke, etc. and he came around to watch. He wore a silver speedo, which was not a good look on him. Eyeing him uncomfortably, I waited for him to ask me. I swam to the edge

& I wish I'd been more surprised when he pulled a half drowned muskrat out of his speedos. Before he could ask, I dived down to the bottom of the pool with the muskrat.