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I trudged up the fjord, ice and snow pelting

  • I trudged up the fjord, ice and snow pelting my humped back as I bent my head against the howling wind. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light.

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  • Doctor Frankenstein was close behind among the glaciers. My corpse body could barely resist the elements. Up ahead, was a fat man in a red suit, smiling. "Sanctuary!" I yelled.

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  • Santa said "Good boy" & when I'd shambled to his sled he popped a burlap sack over my head. Next thing I knew Dr. Frankenstein was reanimating me at the North Pole. He & Santa had

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  • partnered up. Since it was becoming too expensive to maintain a business in Europe, Santa would provide Dr. Frankenstein his workshop and a few kids (and elves), and in return

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  • Santa would get "protection", an army of reanimated Franken-elves. Larger. Stronger. With laser vision, of course. What would be the point without laser vision?

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  • And then there's the robotic reindeer minions. Santa needed lots of those to complete his dastardly plan. It was all coming together. The Franken-elves, the robot reindeer. Now

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  • the coup de grâce. Aunt Mildred's fruitcake. EvilSanta would send a fruitcake à la Mildred to each household and while they were incapacitated the Franken-elves and robot reindeer

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  • EvilSanta sent a plague of Ferbies down Park Avenue in New York. Shoppers screamed in panic and ran for cover but the Ferbies kept coming. Ferbies flooded the subway stations

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  • The police tried in vain to halt the evil Santa's immense army of Ferbies, but as soon as they shot one, more were in their place. But over the horizon came a screeching noise and

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  • and a huge flame-it was Joan Rivers riding a dragon. The dragon melted the Furbies and Bad Santa in a burst of fire. Joan Rivers said "good boy." They had matching dew flaps.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jan 25 2013 @ 05:32

    There's a good boy.

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